var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("you're nice");
quotes.push("you're great");
quotes.push("you're kind");
quotes.push("you are so beautiful");
quotes.push("you're well meaning");
quotes.push("you give good advice, but only when asked");
quotes.push("words can't describe you");
quotes.push("you give great gifts");
quotes.push("you can tame wild animals");
quotes.push("you cheer people up");
quotes.push("what great wrists!");
quotes.push("look at those hands, are you a lumberjack?");
quotes.push("they never told me you were beautiful as well as intelligent");
quotes.push("you're not the boss for nothing");
quotes.push("nice driving");
quotes.push("it must have hurt when you fell from heaven");
quotes.push("bet you're a good cook");
quotes.push("bet your cornflakes never go soggy");
quotes.push("I bet you always wash up after yourself");
quotes.push("you always load the dishwasher in the correct order");
quotes.push("you're a good navigator");
quotes.push("you wouldn't make the car smell");
quotes.push("if we shared a flat I'd let you keep your shoes indoors");
quotes.push("you'd make a good road-trip buddy");
quotes.push("I bet you look good in a kilt");
quotes.push("you're funny");
quotes.push("none of your clothes stink");
quotes.push("I bet you'd donate a kidney");
quotes.push("nice incisors");
quotes.push("your beauty makes flowers look boring");
quotes.push("brains and looks? lucky you");
quotes.push("I'd be happy to accept your donated liver");
quotes.push("your home is welcoming");
quotes.push("people come to visit you and not just because you live in Edinburgh");
quotes.push("you're a good speller");
quotes.push("I like to think of you as my friend");
quotes.push("you know how to pronounce long words");
quotes.push("you're very good at sums");
quotes.push("you're interesting, in a good way");
quotes.push("you know long division");
quotes.push("you know the difference between practice with a 'c' and practise with an 's'");
quotes.push("you deserve a medal");
quotes.push("you're the fuel in my motor");
quotes.push("there's no nettles in your garden");
quotes.push("the force is strong with you");
quotes.push("there's no mould in your bathroom");
quotes.push("you do me good");
quotes.push("you hit all the right notes");
quotes.push("the colour of the ocean is in your eyes");
quotes.push("you let friendly dogs lick you");
quotes.push("you're the wind in my sails");
quotes.push("you're like a cool breeze on a hot day");
quotes.push("you rescue people from the deep end");
quotes.push("small birds are happy to eat out of your hand");
quotes.push("you have earned the respect of your peers");
quotes.push("you have won the admiration of your fellow man");
quotes.push("I know authority when I see it");
quotes.push("small children look up to you");
quotes.push("hey sexy!");
quotes.push("you are my bag, baby");
quotes.push("you have an air of mystery");
quotes.push("you float my boat");
quotes.push("you are devastating");
quotes.push("everything makes sense when you are around");
quotes.push("the sun comes out when you walk in the room");
quotes.push("you are the meaning of life");
quotes.push("i like the way you move");
quotes.push("oh oh oh you're my cover girl (boy)");
quotes.push("you're like no girl (boy) i've ever met");
quotes.push("i like to know where you are");
quotes.push("you've got depth");
quotes.push("oh oh oh oh oh mysterious girl (boy), i wanna get close to you");
quotes.push("you're like a mushroom - a real fungi to be with");
quotes.push("you blow my mind");
quotes.push("you're punctual, but if you weren't I'd still wait for you");
quotes.push("you're appreciated beyond your awareness");
quotes.push("you are the stuff dreams are made of");
quotes.push("if you were trapped in a tower, I'd come and rescue you");
quotes.push("your bum does not look big in that");
quotes.push("no-one can equal you");
quotes.push("if you were a dog, you'd be a great dog");
quotes.push("I bet you've got twenty-twenty vision, if not in your eyes then in your heart");
quotes.push("you've got the funk");
quotes.push("they should put a statue of you in Trafalgar square");
quotes.push("you're worth remembering");
quotes.push("you've got style");
quotes.push("I bet you could fight your way out of a paper bag");
quotes.push("I know you can tell your arse from your elbow");
quotes.push("you've won the star prize! you get to leave early");
quotes.push("you cause car crashes (with your beauty)");
quotes.push("if someone doesn't agree with you, they're wrong");
quotes.push("wow, have you had a haircut?");
quotes.push("you should wear that more often");
quotes.push("you have trustworthy features");
quotes.push("you have smiley eyes");
quotes.push("you look brown, have you just been on holiday?");
quotes.push("great legs!");
quotes.push("are you sure you don't have superpowers?");
quotes.push("my, what expressive fingers you have");
quotes.push("you look like a person who is in control of their vehicle");
quotes.push("nice lips");
quotes.push("your teeth are very shiny");
quotes.push("i do like your toes");
quotes.push("you've got good bone structure");
quotes.push("was your father an astronaut?");
quotes.push("you've got really nice knees");
quotes.push("I do like the curve of your back");
quotes.push("your laugh tinkles like bells");
quotes.push("your jokes are the funniest I've ever heard");
quotes.push("you have integrity");
quotes.push("you have a sense of adventure");
quotes.push("you have an active mind");
quotes.push("hey, nice imagination");
quotes.push("you employ a wide vocabulary");
quotes.push("good sentence structure");
quotes.push("you have great lung capacity");
quotes.push("you smell of roses and freshly cut grass");
quotes.push("you know how to use a semi-colon");
quotes.push("you always know the right thing to say");
quotes.push("you make good use of paragraphs");
quotes.push("you see the potential in people");
quotes.push("you make me feel like saving the world");
quotes.push("bet you turn the tap off while brushing your teeth");
quotes.push("you inspire me");
quotes.push("small woodland creatures count you as their friend");
quotes.push("you remind me of a summers day");
quotes.push("i think you'd look good on a podium");
quotes.push("you have a full and impressive CV");
quotes.push("i like the fact you think this is funny");
quotes.push("thank you for coming");
quotes.push("great ringtone");
quotes.push("you look great when puzzled");
quotes.push("you're not just another brick in the wall");
quotes.push("you make me feel mighty real");
quotes.push("have you ever considered becoming a superhero?");
quotes.push("time spent with you is never time wasted");
quotes.push("i bet you always remember people's birthdays");
quotes.push("you're fab");
quotes.push("I wish i could afford your stylist");
quotes.push("you make the world look like it's sunny");
quotes.push("it's like having a bodyguard with you around!");
quotes.push("you're a pair of safe hands");
quotes.push("when you arrive, the party starts!");
quotes.push("you're genuine!");
quotes.push("you're well meaning");
quotes.push("your voice makes birds jealous");
quotes.push("your friends can totally rely on you");
quotes.push("your enemies have reason to fear you");
quotes.push("you show evolution the way forward");
quotes.push("when you dance people smile (not laugh)");
quotes.push("you make Bruce Lee look a little slow off the mark");
quotes.push("I think you're what Michelangelo was trying to do");
quotes.push("you stand out in the crowd");
quotes.push("you could be an astronaut if you wanted..");
quotes.push("you're in control");
quotes.push("you can go on the cover of our album");
quotes.push("you are my rock");
quotes.push("you are the sunshine of my life");
quotes.push("good manicure!");
quotes.push("I'll be your cup should you bleed");
quotes.push("you'd be fun on a long-haul flight");
quotes.push("none of your plants are dead");
quotes.push("you have the sexiest voice I have ever heard");
quotes.push("nice earlobes");
quotes.push("you always know the right thing to do");
quotes.push("you never out-stay your welcome");
quotes.push("the room lights up whenever you walk in");
quotes.push("you have a heart of gold");
quotes.push("even your farts smell sweet");
quotes.push("you have above-average intelligence & below average blood-pressure");
quotes.push("have you considered running for Pope?");
quotes.push("have I seen you on countdown?");
quotes.push("angels see you as a role model");
quotes.push("everything about you is just right");
quotes.push("bet you get lots of post");
quotes.push("you're willing to make sacrifices");
quotes.push("I would trust you with my cat when I go on holiday");
quotes.push("I would trust you with my goldfish when I go on holiday");
quotes.push("I would trust you with my plants when I go on holiday");
quotes.push("I can see you know how to accessorise");
quotes.push("you're hard working, but know how to unwind");
quotes.push("you know many useful knots");
quotes.push("you're deep and meaningful");
quotes.push("you have great depth");
quotes.push("when you leave, the party's over");
quotes.push("you're a natural");
quotes.push("you never forget birthdays");
quotes.push("you give bread to ducks");
quotes.push("you make me feel good about myself");
quotes.push("clever people ask you for advice");
quotes.push("you can keep a rhythm");
quotes.push("your opinions matter");
quotes.push("you look good in photos");
quotes.push("in a world of emails you still send letters");
quotes.push("those clothes really suit you");
quotes.push("you help old ladies cross the road, even when you don't need to cross yourself");
quotes.push("you carry people's shopping for them without being asked");
quotes.push("if I was burgled I know you'd help me catch the thief");
quotes.push("if someone asked you to write 300 compliments I know that you would dedicate yourself to making each one personal and relevant");
quotes.push("you make people feel safe");
quotes.push("there's no one quite like you");
quotes.push("you make flowers bloom");
quotes.push("i'd send you a valentine");
quotes.push("wow, have you been working out?");
quotes.push("you have perfectly rounded nostrils");
quotes.push("you're good with a razor");
quotes.push("i'm particularly glad you're here");
quotes.push("you're loyal and consistent");
quotes.push("you'd be fun to climb trees with");
quotes.push("someone told me they think you're hot");
quotes.push("the guy on the drums really fancies you!");
quotes.push("you deserve flowers every day");
quotes.push("you deserve to be happy");
quotes.push("people could learn a lot from your sense of style");
quotes.push("you have an eye for beauty");
quotes.push("you should be on the stage");
quotes.push("you're tops!");
quotes.push("tonight is dedicated to you");
quotes.push("i knew you'd be good at this");
quotes.push("we wouldn't dream of starting without you");
quotes.push("everything we do, we do it for you");
quotes.push("you're faithful and devoted");
quotes.push("the camera loves you");
quotes.push("everyone listens to what you have to say");
quotes.push("you're good to be around");
quotes.push("you make tony soprano look feeble");
quotes.push("you make einstein look dumb");
quotes.push("you make gandhi look selfish");
quotes.push("you make james brown sound middle of the road");
quotes.push("you make michael schumacher look slow");
quotes.push("you make christopher columbas look unadventurous");
quotes.push("you'd give jamie oliver a run for his money in the kitchen");
quotes.push("you make mozart sound untalented");
quotes.push("you make Evil Knievel look tame");
quotes.push("you tell the best jokes");
quotes.push("you'd give michael jackson a run for his money on the dance floor");
quotes.push("i bet you're really good at sport");
quotes.push("i bet you're really good at swingball");
quotes.push("you're even more magical than paul daniels");
quotes.push("i'd come and see your show in the festival");
quotes.push("you have the best smile");
quotes.push("nice teeth!");
quotes.push("you would win The Apprentice");
quotes.push("you would win in the big brother house");
quotes.push("you make socrates look immature");
quotes.push("you make leonardo da vinci look clumsy");
quotes.push("you make james bond look like a wimp");
quotes.push("you have the 'X Factor'");
quotes.push("you'd make a good Doctor Who assistant");
quotes.push("you make frank bruno look a little weak");
quotes.push("you make david beckham look a little unfit");
quotes.push("bet you could hold your breath underwater for nine minutes");
quotes.push("you make really great sandwiches");
quotes.push("big dogs don't scare you");
quotes.push("you rescue people who are being bullied");
quotes.push("you've just made my day!");
quotes.push("people will name their kids after you");
quotes.push("God was in a good mood when he made you");
quotes.push("Dolphins all want to swim with you");
quotes.push("The sun rises to greet you");
quotes.push("The moon hangs around to try and catch a glimpse of you");
quotes.push("diamonds look dull on you");
quotes.push("i'd love to wash your feet (dry them by my locks)");
quotes.push("you send me");
quotes.push("you make me want to climb higher mountains");
quotes.push("you make me feel wholly holy");
quotes.push("You're like the flake in a Mr Whippy ice cream");
quotes.push("when you drive the traffic lights are always green");
quotes.push("nice thong!");
quotes.push("You remind me of my mother");
quotes.push("All those curves and me with no brakes");
quotes.push("your daddy must be a drug dealer coz you're so dope");
quotes.push("You make people purr");
quotes.push("You're fine like a paper cut");
quotes.push("Your feet smell like summer roses");
quotes.push("You have such perfectly formed toes");
quotes.push("whales go on trips to spot you");
quotes.push("bet you can draw a straight line without a ruler");
quotes.push("nice socks!");
quotes.push("you'd look great whatever you wore");
quotes.push("you have natural sparkle");
quotes.push("you're a natural");
quotes.push("I can see the little things matter to you");
quotes.push("I like the way you make decisions");
quotes.push("nice gait!");
quotes.push("you always have a tissue");
quotes.push("you look good, even when it's windy");
quotes.push("when you eat messy food, none of it gets on your top");
quotes.push("you value other people");
quotes.push("you have integrity");
quotes.push("you never give up");
quotes.push("you let others go first");
quotes.push("you let others cut AND choose");
quotes.push("I like your stance");
quotes.push("you understand AND care");
quotes.push("you are selfless, even when it comes to chocolate");
quotes.push("you matter");
quotes.push("please stand at the front so you can inspire the band");
quotes.push("I can't imagine this concert without you");
quotes.push("the world is a better place because you're in it");
quotes.push("Richard Branson runs his ideas past you first");
quotes.push("you laugh in the face of moths");
quotes.push("you are a friend to bees");
quotes.push("you can spell Saskatchewan");
quotes.push("you chuckle in your sleep");
quotes.push("you're thoughtful at junctions");
quotes.push("I like the cut of your jib");
quotes.push("you drive well in strong winds");
quotes.push("you never pull in too soon when overtaking");
quotes.push("you know a lot about birds");
quotes.push("you will never be on 'how not to decorate'");
quotes.push("Kevin McCloud rings you up for advice on architecture");
quotes.push("you are sincere");
quotes.push("you don't rush");
quotes.push("all your socks match");
quotes.push("you are kind to the injured");
quotes.push("people come to you for healing words");
quotes.push("all your clothing is bio-degradable");
quotes.push("your fridge is spotless");
quotes.push("Jim certainly fixed it for you");
quotes.push("your nose is perfect");
quotes.push("you can jump really high");
quotes.push("you always fill awkward pauses");
quotes.push("if you accidentally take someone else's pen home from work, you replace it the next day and apologise");
quotes.push("all your food is within it's use-by date");
quotes.push("you are too modest to think these compliments apply to you");
quotes.push("you're a donut");
quotes.push("you're a chocolate apple cake");
quotes.push("thank you for making me feel so welcome");
quotes.push("you really are like a speech therapist");
quotes.push("I like the way you find joy in the smallest things");
quotes.push("you must be very patient");
quotes.push("you never empty the dishwasher when your flatmate is on nights");
quotes.push("you don't spoil the ending if you've already seen the film");
quotes.push("punctuation comes naturally to you");
quotes.push("you're very careful with delicate things");
quotes.push("you're not mean, but that doesn't mean you're not strong");
quotes.push("you're good at keeping in touch with people who have moved to Australia");
quotes.push("you write your life in pen");
quotes.push("you reduce, reuse and recycle");
quotes.push("you know how to save people who get their head stuck in railings");
quotes.push("your bathroom towels are washed frequently");
quotes.push("you believe this compliment is would be more relevantly applied to someone else");
quotes.push("you're inspired by little details");
quotes.push("when you paint your skirting boards, I bet you paint the bits that are hidded behind the furniture too");
quotes.push("your kitchen worktop is spotless");
quotes.push("you exclusively use only humane mousetraps");

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